Your child is a murderer and deserves to be crucified. No, really, according to those wacky christians, children who hate or lie are MURDERERS. Apparently it's now acceptable to hand out these damaging words to four-year-olds at parades and the like. And what better way than play money with cartooney images of their favorite gift giver, Santa Claus. But what’s that behind his back? Well its list of course. But only one kiddy made it on the nice list - no, not Dr. Zoidberg. Jesus.

            Now why disguise propaganda as a toy? One can simply stumble around the Custom Tract Source website to find the answer, and they aren't exactly ashamed of the truth - or is that Truth?

            For one, these "tracts,” as the site says, never eat, sleep, need shelter... Blah-dee-fuckin'-blah. We get it you can sit on your ass and toss these things out at my girlfriend’s kid, all the while thinking you can change the world. These selling points are laughable at best, but maybe the site just looked too funny without a scrollbar.

            "A tract is never embarrassed, timid nor fearful and isn't hurt by rejection." Why should anyone be fearful of calling a child a murderer in front of his parents? Should one really be embarrassed telling another that there's a magic man in the sky? That this magic man loves you, but would banish you for eternity if you don’t give the preacher money? But surely there are still several crusaders out there brazen enough to confront.

            For those it's said a tract, "never argues back," and "never flinches." Evidently a debate is best won by repeating the same chorus regardless of the rebuttal. But what really gets me is that they flat out admit it's best for those that can't debate, "It can be used by the ... uneducated, because no speaking skills are need to convey its message." The UNEDUCATED. Why, uneducated? The few with knowledge of the bible are profiting from it, and from the "uneducated." Surely that’s why.

            Though, I digress. The real crime here is the pain and worry thrown on the children. Should little Timmy really believe he’s a murderer because he didn't admit to breaking Mother's vase? Perhaps that one is up to you.