andrew on 5/3/2009 3:42 PM How can someone be so stupid as to believe this bullcrap? EX-Masturbator? How about EX-Ax-Murderer or EX-Babymuncher? Its just ridiculous. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with masturbation. It relieves stress, soaks your mind with a rush of endorphins and its clinically proven that when you do it, you WON'T go insane. Religion for the most part is bullshit and the people who follow it even more so.

Peter on 5/4/2009 11:20 AM I'm gonna buy that shirt and iron on a -treme to the ex- so it says
EXTREME MASTURBATOR

Christy on 6/26/2009 4:35 PM I think they should work on being creative.
What is with the ex this ex that they are ex-creative.

Jesus Christ on 11/24/2009 7:01 PM My children, you must not jerk off constantly, you must be sparing. It feels better after a week of putting it off, but when you do it, remember to clean up after yourself. And don't be suspicious, because my mom caught me, and now I've been living with Dad for a while.