Who would win a fight, Jesus or Moses?
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I think a straight answer like everyone else provided is a little boring, so I'll elaborate on their battle instead.
It would probably start out somewhere near a water source, since both
supposedly had an ability that dealt with water. So, lets say its going
to take place on the southwestern coast of Israel, since that is
geographically close to where both of them were(even though they
"lived" at different times...).
Moses would go on about how he has to fight Jesus because he thinks he
is God's favored son, since he "did" more for the people in the world.
Jesus would say something about how God loves them both equally, and
that there should be no violent action to see who God loves more. Moses
would throw his staff at Jesus like a Javelin missile, in mid-air it
would transform into a snake that opened its jaws to poison Jesus with
it's venomous bite. Jesus would pick up some sand and use his miracle
magic to turn it into a mud wall that would stop the snake, then he
would proceed to run out onto the waters of the Mediterranean Sea.
From that safe distance Jesus would again start preaching about how
they should not fight and that God loves everyone. But Moses doesn't
want to take any of his crap, he uses his mystical powers granted to
him by God to part the sea and make Jesus fall to the sea floor. Jesus
would land with a loud thud. Satisfied, Moses would let the water loose
and submerge Jesus' body with the sea water.
Thinking that he won, Moses would go to his home to where he would rest
after his battle. But as he is leaving the beach he turns to see that
Jesus had walked upon the shore. He would say some sort of snappy
one-liner about how he can also transform water into air or something.
Moses would be furious and again throw his staff at Jesus.
As Moses releases the staff for the throw he adds the power that allows
him to split the sea to the force of the throw to make its velocity and
power rise exponentially. The staff would hit Jesus in the gut, and the
blow would result in sending Jesus out into the sea. But as he flies
towards the water it parts due to Moses' power. Allowing him to go for
a long distance before finally crashing into a coral reef, knocking
Jesus out cold. The water again merged back together, surrounding
Jesus. This time Moses waits for hours to see if Jesus resurfaces, but
after nightfall he has not. Moses has won.
OR HAS HE... TO BE CONTINUED?
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My twisted mind...
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