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Who would win a fight, Jesus or Moses?

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Shane by Shane
 

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I think a straight answer like everyone else provided is a little boring, so I'll elaborate on their battle instead.

It would probably start out somewhere near a water source, since both supposedly had an ability that dealt with water. So, lets say its going to take place on the southwestern coast of Israel, since that is geographically close to where both of them were(even though they "lived" at different times...).

Moses would go on about how he has to fight Jesus because he thinks he is God's favored son, since he "did" more for the people in the world. Jesus would say something about how God loves them both equally, and that there should be no violent action to see who God loves more. Moses would throw his staff at Jesus like a Javelin missile, in mid-air it would transform into a snake that opened its jaws to poison Jesus with it's venomous bite. Jesus would pick up some sand and use his miracle magic to turn it into a mud wall that would stop the snake, then he would proceed to run out onto the waters of the Mediterranean Sea.

From that safe distance Jesus would again start preaching about how they should not fight and that God loves everyone. But Moses doesn't want to take any of his crap, he uses his mystical powers granted to him by God to part the sea and make Jesus fall to the sea floor. Jesus would land with a loud thud. Satisfied, Moses would let the water loose and submerge Jesus' body with the sea water.

Thinking that he won, Moses would go to his home to where he would rest after his battle. But as he is leaving the beach he turns to see that Jesus had walked upon the shore. He would say some sort of snappy one-liner about how he can also transform water into air or something. Moses would be furious and again throw his staff at Jesus.

As Moses releases the staff for the throw he adds the power that allows him to split the sea to the force of the throw to make its velocity and power rise exponentially. The staff would hit Jesus in the gut, and the blow would result in sending Jesus out into the sea. But as he flies towards the water it parts due to Moses' power. Allowing him to go for a long distance before finally crashing into a coral reef, knocking Jesus out cold. The water again merged back together, surrounding Jesus. This time Moses waits for hours to see if Jesus resurfaces, but after nightfall he has not. Moses has won.

OR HAS HE... TO BE CONTINUED?

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